ME: Make the paragraph go here
MICROSOFT WORD: No
ME:
MICROSOFT WORD:
ME: I'd like to speak with the paperclip
MICROSOFT WORD: No
ME:
MICROSOFT WORD:
ME: I'd like to speak with the paperclip
MS WORD: Did you know there were 97 styles "based on" the one I just helpfully changed for you?
ME: Why can't you just... never mind. STOP "HELPING" ME!!