ME: Make the paragraph go here
MICROSOFT WORD: No
ME:
MICROSOFT WORD:
ME: I'd like to speak with the paperclip
@Liffonmelsmork
Me: Fine. I’ll create a new line and shrink the font size until I get what I want
MICROSOFT WORD: This paragraph is now 0.9 line spacing and has reverted back to calibre from whatever font you previously chose.

@Danielsand @Liffonmelsmork

MS WORD: Did you know there were 97 styles "based on" the one I just helpfully changed for you?

ME: Why can't you just... never mind. STOP "HELPING" ME!!