Skulls in the StarsMe in 1994: I'm gonna be a physicist so I can solve the secrets of the universe!
Me in 2023: I'm gonna have to spend time online explaining to weirdos that vaccines don't make you magnetic
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@drskyskull So what do I inject to make myself magnetic?
the Stripey Goodness@avatastic @drskyskull you're already all set, friend. Deoxygenated hemoglobin is paramagnetic, while oxygenated hemoglobin is diamagnetic! (*)
(* - while this is true, the actual measurable effects are so miniscule as to be completely absent in actual practice ( obligatory jokesplain to prevent the magnetic bracelet folks from claiming I'm supporting them))