Velocirooster adminensis 
Do not try to solve the trolley problem—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There is no trolley. General Motors bought them all up and had them dumped in the ocean.
Honestly Mom@theropologist when she was 4, we posed the problem to my daughter and she picked up the trolley and repeatedly ran over all the people and then kicked over the tracks, so she agrees with you I guess.