Me in 1994: I'm gonna be a physicist so I can solve the secrets of the universe!

Me in 2023: I'm gonna have to spend time online explaining to weirdos that vaccines don't make you magnetic

@drskyskull well, not vaccines, but with a sufficiently strong magnet 🧲 we could polarize you!
@wa7iut @drskyskull Or say something like, um, eat an alkaline diet for a few days to cancel out the magnetic charge. (Howz that for mixing up the science words?)
@AskPippa @wa7iut @drskyskull Eating small game birds are best if you need to be degroused.

@DocBohn @AskPippa @drskyskull

If we keep this up, we may drive @drskyskull to hysteresis! He’ll go around the loop.

@DocBohn @wa7iut @drskyskull Agh! That one took me a while before It suddenly hit. Degaussed. Hahaha!!