so SBF and an attorney:
• falsified a "payment agreement" between FTX & Alameda
• backdated it by ~2y
• wet signed it to avoid DocuSign timestamp
• submitted it to an external auditor
• used it to obtain a $400M funding round

SBF used customer funds to pay someone $300,000 to "[w]rite a book about how to figure out what humans' utility function is (are)"

i picked the wrong career

@molly0xfff "only smart people become rich" 🫣 I want to laugh, but I feel sad inside.