Dear Las Vegas institutions: I would willingly pay SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY for a chill out space like a pool or a bar or ANYTHING that has no music playing. No sounds. Just silence.

This doesn't mean ambient music.

This doesn't mean club music on very low volume.

Just. Fucking. Silence.

@deviantollam This is why I only last 3 days there tops before I start losing my mind.
@PeoriaBummer @deviantollam It’s why I hide in my room a lot, and do some entertaining there or in a company suite. Small groups, much less noise.
@wendynather @deviantollam Note to self: follow Wendy at any Vegas conference.
@PeoriaBummer @deviantollam You’ll have to find me first

@wendynather @deviantollam Reminds me of a Bill Hicks routine:

There's a new party being born, the People Who Hate People Party.

“People who hate people, come together!”

“No."