so SBF and an attorney:
• falsified a "payment agreement" between FTX & Alameda
• backdated it by ~2y
• wet signed it to avoid DocuSign timestamp
• submitted it to an external auditor
• used it to obtain a $400M funding round

SBF used customer funds to pay someone $300,000 to "[w]rite a book about how to figure out what humans' utility function is (are)"

i picked the wrong career

$400,000 went to a YouTuber who made animated effective altruism videos, which sounds like the most unbearable genre i didn't know existed
The Power of Intelligence - An Essay By Eliezer Yudkowsky

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@jplebreton @molly0xfff what am I doing with my life