so SBF and an attorney:
• falsified a "payment agreement" between FTX & Alameda
• backdated it by ~2y
• wet signed it to avoid DocuSign timestamp
• submitted it to an external auditor
• used it to obtain a $400M funding round

@molly0xfff Ironically, government spending is very efficient in part because we can't go "Duuuude, that's blowing my mind but harshing my buzz, here's a few hundred G, go write a book about it and let me chill" (I'm assuming that's how these checks got written?).

And yet I can't help but notice how well represented the "government is hopelessly inefficient" crowd is in the crypto sphere...