CreamyWeenieHands full of rule
tanjaThe reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
ZILtoid1991Good thing anal masturbation exists...
BasicWhiteGirlAnd vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
Heaven is a FISHFEST!
PupBirui… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
GormadtI'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
ikantololI'll build the stair out of penises!
Made me laugh.
ShartyWafflesSome would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
NepentheUse your chin to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. I've successfully done much more complicated things one-handed.
Side note, apparently all amputees go to hell?
I_Miss_DanielWhy not just take the elevator?
Client Liaison - Elevator Up (Official Video)
Heaven can wait
germanatlasAt least not with that attitude
Heaven is full of boring people anyway
Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
that makes exhibitionists hornier
Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.