@davidgerard @lisamelton
A Jewish Nazi hotdog vendor, and also the head of the troll farm that helped to get Lord Cheeto elected. A very weird character.

@davidgerard

Democracy is actualy closer than Russians think. All these bozos are bozos.

When a cook comes for the head of state and brings an apple and seasoning. Beware.

👨‍🍳🧂🍎🐷🍽️

@oliver_schafeld that’s brilliant, most people don’t realize Prigozhin was Putin’s chef.
@davidgerard Adam FTW 🔥
@davidgerard I’m really not liking Bluesky’s whole vibe though
@davidgerard Did I just blindly step into a writing prompt or are these things actions happening in the real world? This is beyond wild.
@jidar literally events of this weekend

@davidgerard Gotta be honest here. When Zelensky was first elected, I thought, Srsly? Go home, Ukraine, you’re drunk.

I cannot adequately express how delighted I am to have been so wrong about the man. He is a goddamn superhero.

As is his entire nation.

@marcas also, being able to play a piano with his dick turns out to be the necessary skill

@davidgerard

This is priceless.

And also accurate.

@davidgerard to be precise - a restaurant owner. Probably, of a shitty restaurant, but nevertheless.
@davidgerard Can I get Jordumb Peterson's take on this please? 😂