If I gave you $1 million in cash to spend in 1 hour, after which the money will disappear, what would you buy?

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If I gave you $1 million in cash to spend in 1 hour, after which the money will disappear, what would you buy? - ntfy.sh

I have asked this question to countless people (mostly in hair salons) as an alternative to small talk, and it always yields interesting results. Rules: - You get the money right now, right where you are. If it’s 10pm and you’re in the middle of nowhere, your money will still go poof at 11pm. - As a result of the above, tell us what time it is and roughly where you are (big city, desert, small town, …) - You must spend the money. You cannot give it to someone to hold on to it for you for a while. - Normal world rules apply, e.g. you cannot buy a $250k car at a dealership in 1h in cash, and you cannot buy a house in 1h either. - Remember that getting from where you are to the place you need to go takes time. Factor that in!

I would immediately pay off all of my debts in my online banking/credit cards/student loan/utility accounts, send my Landlord my rent early via Zelle, login to my parent's mortgage and credit card accounts and pay them all off, pay off all of my wife's student loans and credit cards and business loans via her online accounts, and spend the rest on ebay gift cards.
It’s cash though, how do you pay all those things off with cash in only 1 hour? If you walk into a bank with 1 million cash and ask to deposit it, that might set off some red flags.
It’s definitely gonna set off red flags when the cash disappears an hour later.