It’s only a coup if it comes from the Coup d'Etat region of France. What's happening in Russia right now is a sparkling insurrection.
@scenario Nevertheless, it’s bubbly and refreshing, and I’d like some more please.

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Nothing much, just a special military insurrection.

@JorgeStolfi This is how the Dems lost the House —and at Pelosi’s direction.

This FAILED slow-witted slow-playing strategy to land that plane past the midterms.

@scenario Rapid unscheduled political disassembly, I believe, would be the bro term.

Well played with that toot, all jokes aside. Bordeauring on genius.

@EtherNRhum I remember watching that moment live. From my job at Exxon. A job I earned by topping a room of 80 kids, in an IQ test cattle call. And I stood there next to a vending machine on an unofficial break and thought... “You know? Doctors can be stupid too.”
@scenario I sent this to my boyfriend, we've decided we're calling it a Seltzer, lol. Regardless, it's a good day.
@scenario Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation". In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.
@scenario high chance of people falling out of windows

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A sparkling white insurrection, even!

@scenario I spilled my Champagne!

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Are we sure it's not just normal tourists with sparklers?