@theLastKnightofEternity He personally dug that pothole and hid in the bushes like a Scooby Doo villain waiting for something like that to happen. And when I hit it, he scurried away whooping like Zoidberg.

I think he lives in the storm drain by the school over there trying to throw bibles at children who walk to school, and spits curses at anyone who wears a mask.