The Dread Pirate RobertsThe following film has "adult situations"? So, they're gonna, like, get acid reflux and try to set up direct deposit?
KrazyKat@westly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thorwegian (old account)@westly more things we have to protect the children from
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@westly And spend days trying to find long term care and residence for their parents.
Permacultureandpolitics@SonofaGeorge @westly there will be at least a 15 minute segment about how come Joe Namath can get what he deserves and the rest of us can’t!
Leo Fosse on MastodonInsomnia and bouts of CRS (Can't Remember Sh*t)
Meow.tar.gz 
I do keep notes. It is a small irony that I run a trivia contest and I write the questions myself. Lots of stuff is daisy fresh in my brain, but I am also acutely aware there are things I knew that I can't access any more.
I was a JEOPARDY! champ back in the 1980s, but obviously, that day is done.
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@westly
2 hours on the phone trying to straighten out the cable bill
A fart gone wrong
Ear hairs
Their first AARP mail....
2 hours on the phone trying to straighten out the cable bill
A fart gone wrong
Ear hairs
Their first AARP mail....
Nicole M.@westly also groaning when sitting down or standing up
Allan Chow
Jai Half-Elven 🏹🍜🐉@westly they will surely pull a back muscle or two
Bruce Heerssen 
@westly Talk about the traffic and the weather and how the kids don't want to work anymore.
Dudula the Dud@westly Nah, more like piles, a bad back, and sciatica.
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderREAL adulting!
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@westly "this film was banned in several countries for accurately depicting what it's like to spend a day dealing with the department of motor vehicles"
Andrew Feeney@westly Just a solid hour of filling in tax forms.
Graylynn@westly heck, it's a horror movie
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Alopece@westly Ever have your children scream "I don't wanna to go to the dentist!", and you know they don't really need to go the dentist, but you have money in your HSA account that has to be spent before the end of the year??
Analog AI@westly I always like the ones that explain the rating is due to "contains ... and language".
Oh good, one of those new movies where they talk!
Mark Whybird@Retreival9096 @westly I saw one the other day that said it had “themes”. For real, that was one of the things listed.
@Retreival9096 @westly thankfully this one wasn’t listed as having any ”language”, so I was kept safe from language arts ;)
Blake C. Stacey
@@westly pay taxes, be crushed by a job, come home miserable, and sink into a deep depressiom.
Coyoty@westly You yell at the screen, "Don't go in the basement!!!"... because it's flooded. And they stored their collection down there against their wife's warnings because she can't tell them what to do. But their MIL had donated it all to the church anyway because it's just kid stuff and they've grown out of it anyway, right?
Nebula 
@westly "Goddamn sink is clogged again."
"You deal with it. My back still hurts from the other day."
Jerry 🦙💝🦙@westly post of the day right there 🏆
costrike@westly laying on the couch for 3 days after pulling a back muscle.
Adam Hall 
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kitamine@westly that name though. XD
MsMerope
Ellie@westly Maybe tax prep paperwork, as a treat.
Kris Nuttycombe@westly I’m personally wistful for my own teenage situations.
MikkoSo they are walking to a room and have no idea why they went there in the first place?
Maybe they are looking for their glasses while wearing them.
Ultragramps@westly something about you seems familiar, Roberts.
@westly “mostly dead” perhaps?
Florian 'floe' Echtler@westly I'm in this post and I don't like it. 😑
Moving Pictures@westly I see ten gripping minutes depicting the challenge of getting out of bed, complete with a soundtrack of the pops and creaks.
Half-Lawyer Half-Godfather@westly There's a loud grunt every time a character gets up from a sitting position. Then a complaint like "that couch is really comfortable, but it sits too low."
andwhyisit@westly There's probably a scene where someone is filling in their tax return.
Robin Frost Has Moved@DavidGoldfield @westly Bahahahahaha I laughed I did.
Pseudo Nym@westly Hot Mortgage Lenders want you to talk to you about a refinance Now!!
Pythia@westly imagine my let down when I learned "adult entertainment" was just porn and not complex philosophy about the mundane
Daniel Bohrer@westly a full movie of people doing their taxes oh yes
Hasufin@westly Possibly arguing with insurance about coverage. Maybe even paying taxes.
Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤@westly they buy a newspaper and discard the cartoons???
Ivan Sagalaev 
@westly or, since one prominent things adults do is having and raising kids, this just makes it a family movie.
Jeff Atwood@westly I always think of it more like, "oh, so this is an XXX film", same reaction when I see "adult school" signs.
HowToPhil@westly They're going to hurt their backs in their sleep and repeat the same five small-talk-phrases for two hours
moopet@westly I like it when the warnings say it contains, "sex, violence and language".
Can't be having with things that have language in them. No sir.
Pēteris Krišjānis@westly this wasn't even funny....that hurts. Ok, a bit funny.
toxtethogrady@westly I had a "senior moment" myself. I thought about cutting class and going down to the beach with my steady...