Chop

Seems like a good time for:

Mayonnaise #RANKED

On its own or mixed w/ something very bland:

Kraft
Hellmann’s/Best’s
Duke’s

As an ingredient in something already flavorful or on a sandwich:

Duke’s
Hellmann’s/Best’s
Kraft

This is due to Kraft having some savory elements while Duke’s is pure tanginess. Hellman’s splits the difference. Also, Duke’s manages to somehow make theirs feel greasier.

From: @LostReflector
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Jun 23, 2023 at 8:16pmWeb
Show threadGotta DeBrewJun 23, 2023
@LostReflector @chopaganda not a fan of Mike’s Amazing??? Has mayo, mustard! Pretty pretty yum!
Show threadChopJun 23, 2023
@Debrew @LostReflector Never heard of it
Show threadGotta DeBrewJun 23, 2023
@LostReflector @chopaganda in yankee stadium and MSG as their condiments! Next time in NY you will not be disappointed. I could send you with Rowan’s creek too 🤣
Show threadJosh Jun 23, 2023
@chopaganda @LostReflector A mayo ranking that leaves out Kewpie?
Show threadChopJun 23, 2023
@Nolasox @LostReflector I sort of consider Kewpie it’s own thing. I dunno.
Show threadJosh Jun 23, 2023
@chopaganda @LostReflector I don’t disagree, it does stand alone atop the list of best mayos.
Show threadChopJun 23, 2023
@Nolasox @LostReflector It has a certain malty flavor that I find off-putting in some scenarios. Not sure how to describe it.
Show threadJosh Jun 24, 2023
@chopaganda @LostReflector Maybe it’s the MSG, which does it give a savoriness. It’s also quite rich (I think it only uses egg yolks?) so I fro agree it’s not for every application, but for many it cannot be beat imo
Show threadnikresJun 23, 2023

@chopaganda you forgot about the best:

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jmKzJmUEKNbC7eU8YfOiA?si=FUrOXlEoSN6yDXGI1KpGsA

Mayonaise - 2011 Remaster

Song · The Smashing Pumpkins · 1993

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