columbo: thaumatology got back to me. you know what they said? they said the signature of the killing blow matches the Sword Of Vile Destiny precisely. isn't that interesting?
me: why are you telling me this lieutenant?
columbo: well my wife is a big fan of magic swords you see. she's always saying to me that the Sword Of Vile Destiny is spirit-bonded to one person at a time. it can only have one master.
me: oh lieutenant, surely you heard that i donated the Sword to the museum just one week ago