columbo: thaumatology got back to me. you know what they said? they said the signature of the killing blow matches the Sword Of Vile Destiny precisely. isn't that interesting?
me: why are you telling me this lieutenant?
columbo: well my wife is a big fan of magic swords you see. she's always saying to me that the Sword Of Vile Destiny is spirit-bonded to one person at a time. it can only have one master.
me: oh lieutenant, surely you heard that i donated the Sword to the museum just one week ago
@alex @beep
Colombo: Yeah, that makes sense. Sorry to bother you, of course you're a busy man.
You: Thank you for being thorough.
Colombo: Well, I try, you know?
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Colombo: So sorry, but one more question.
You: [Braces visibly]
Colombo: Do you validate?