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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Two of the world’s most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.

Here's hoping that they both perish from inoperable brain aneurysms brought on by blunt force trauma.

A fight to the death and the winner gets a submarine tour of the Titanic.