Duane GranRansomware, but they install an unlicensed copy of Oracle somewhere in your organization and threaten to tell Oracle about it if you don’t pay up.
Feoh@duanegran WHY are the CPUs on all our servers *PEGGED* 24/7? Why are all their IO buses *SATURATED* Why are they all dying a HORRIBLE death by swapping?
Oh. THAT'S why.
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