AUniqueGeekThe superior bread boys
Baguettes, the French had it right all along
GhostalmediaSan Francisco Bay Area here. We agree. Fuck white bread. Sliced sourdough at the bare minimum.
I'm french, I bake my own bread. It's not as good as the down street bakery but it's my own, there's something satisfying about knowing the process of how to bake such a cornerstone of the culinary world
Europeans be like:
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airportlineHow do you make sandwiches with European bread?
I think you usually cut the bread into slices first.
SkellybonesCut the bread with a bread knife
I bake my own bread once a week, I can never go back now
WilshireWhere’s the butter?
joneskindWhere is the salted butter
ObiBeurre au sel de Guérande or go home! And the one with the chunky bits of salt, not smooth.
I'm convinced that people think the top option is what American bread is have never actually been in a supermarket
Show me your bread
Why not both?
Europeans just like tasty things.
And group sex
We do? Damn, I had the wrong impression of us the whole time! Where do I have to report for my weekly group sex?
Just hit up your local group sex club with your credentials and off you go! You should find them listed on your local street lamps and other electrical boxes, or if you're inclined for the fancier varieties you can become a member at your local golf and/or gentlemen's clubs, but obviously the costs there are different, and while you'd think you'd get fewer diseases that's surprisingly not the case!
How did I live without knowing that?
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