Why hasn't anybody made an epicycle clock yet? (yes there are clocks with epicyclic mechanisms, but I mean the display!)

For your consideration, one with just an hour and a minute epicycle, and also one with a seconds epicycle just for fun.

Honestly, I think this would be easier to read than a traditional clock.

What's that? Figuring out a mechanism so each hand spins at the end of the previous one? Eh, not my problem :p

I guess the only downside is the minutes in the middle of each hour will feel like they are going slower since the end of the hand isn't moving as fast?

honestly though who cares about those minutes? I want HD time at the start and end of the hour!

Okay, I have a working prototype (which spent way too long to make, why am I coding on an iPad???)

I have quickly realised that the hour markers are not in the wrong place because of a bug, I just misunderstood how the thing would work.

I’ll look into a fix tomorrow but for now (as you can see), it’s late. I need sleep.

Okay I couldn’t sleep so I just solved the issue. Rotation needs to be based on ‘parent’ epicycle rotations, which is not really a behaviour of epicycles usually but whatever, this makes a cool clock. I’ll fix it up with numbers tomorrow and share it.
@Sophie So is that 5:05 or 12:25?