I'm on the way to Aldi - Blåhaj Lemmy

Anyone want anything?

I'll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
Cornetto
Just one?
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!

Do they still do those dank japalpeno pretzel bites? Like 3 bags of those

...and a nailgun

Grab one of them frozen pizzas for me, mate!

Cheers!

Couple of croissants and a pint of milk, if you'd be so kind!
It comes in pints??

Their knock-off Pringles aka "Prongles" in our house.

Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a "G" on the box. Hence, "Gagnums".

No thanks, I’m good. I already have a nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
500g of lurpak slightly salted please and thank you
The contents of the till, please
Need some more milk, cheers
One pinto bean please
Do you mean one can, or just a single pinto bean? Someone will have to distract the security guard while I whip out the can opener
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
Yes, a reminder never to go to Aldi again when it's busy!