Mike Pence said he’s running for president for “God.” If I get 10,000 follows on Twitch, I’ll put up a billboard in his hometown mocking him. Only 8500 left to go! https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod

@godpod
So you're "All Seeming"
That is a big typo that could have saved humanity from a few headaches.

@godpod Yes, oh Almighty! They are, indeed, morons!

@godpod The only part of this I'd argue with is "seem."

@godpod Making that call before The Final Judgement, God is good.

Then why, oh @godpod, did You not fix Your canon against them?

@godpod
Ain't that just so.

@godpod I thought I was the only one who thinks that Joe Rogan is utterly ridiculous.

@godpod Well it's kinda your fault!

@godpod You would know. [Meant in a good way.]

@godpod well you certainly aren't wrong there. How late in their production cycle did you notice you made a mistake?

@godpod *Stimuli checks!* at least. We the people. Have permission to live. G-man, meets g-dawg. Where's j-bird. Someone tell Unc. Hmu. Say word. Word up.

@godpod you should know.

@godpod Hey, you made them. :p

@godpod that's because they are.🤣🤣

@godpod
At first glance I expected that sentence to end "...walked into a bar."