To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: I’m sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. That’s not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they /1

@Popehat You should spin up your own Social Media site: TopHat
Everyone starts with a beanie and if they earnit they can upgrade to a ball cap.

Mute would be called "Hats Off"
Likes would be Tip Of The Hat

@InfamousUnkown @Popehat Wouldn't the premium hat be a fedora?
@InfamousUnkown @Popehat And suspensions "hang on to your hat"?
@InfamousUnkown @Popehat A hattrick would be a sarcastic dig so subtle they didn’t catch it but so on point the rest of us would and done with none of that fake f*cking swearing. Real honest swearing would of course be acceptable😉👍
@InfamousUnkown @Popehat
So I am currently the Hatter, as will be everybody creating special headgear.