Lol, $dayjob electrician texts me, “oh no I broke a resistor while moving this motion sensor, do you have a spare <squints> 680Ω one perchance?”

Me: <adjusts cape> <reaches to shelf behind me>

<approaches electrician in shaded hallway, opens binder> Doo you want to buy a resiiistoor?
@futzle That'd be an irresistible offer.