I know some of you don’t have WSJ subscriptions but I don’t want you to miss the deep thoughts of Justice Alito so here I handled it
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@Popehat You can easily tell this is AI-generated and not really Alito because it's far too level-headed and rational. Also does a better job of deflecting from the corruption.

ETA: ok after reading the replies I see it's apparently not that easy for some people even with the prompt header. 🙄