Vampires have as much of a weakness to a wooden stake through the heart as anyone else.

Seriously, I'd like to see you survive that. #showerthoughts

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Vampires have as much of a weakness to a wooden stake through the heart as anyone else. - Shower Thoughts - kbin.social

Seriously, I'd like to see you survive that.

The sun also burns my skin if I stay out too long.
I don't even have to be out that long, and sometimes I hiss when my wife opens the blinds in the morning.
They can never have garlic bread either.