I fear I may find myself learning #golang in the foreseeable future. Somebody stop me. (I don't need another time-sink!)
@mattcen You must not do this. Only learning Rust can save you from this fate.
@abstractcode Rust is also on the list, but not as high up. Most of the tools I've been trying to wrangle recently that have seemingly (hah!) small bugs seem to be written in Golang.

@mattcen I am shocked that a language that requires you to check the error value on every function call would have notable numbers of small bugs.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to write code with absolutely no defects of any kind. <MASSIVE EXPLOSION>