seeCseasYSK: Installing a bidet attachment to your toilet is super easy and probably cleaner than using toilet paper.
π½πππππππππMy favorite pro-bidet argument from chainsawsuit.com
.....you dont wash your hands?
.... you don't wash your butt?
Your point is also the point of the comic: saying that you've rubbed dry paper on your butthole and that makes it "clean" is analagous to getting poop on your hands and doing the same.
You wash your hands; you should also wash your butt: so get a bidet.
jimrob4I don't grab everything I touch with my ass crack either.
You're missing out on the suprised faces when someone comes in for a handshake.