Everyone who told me baby poops don’t smell was so terribly terribly wrong.

Also I knew babies could occasionally go bathroom in the middle of changing, but I never expected it to happen this often, and this violently.

Anyway I hope I didn’t wake up the neighbors screaming at the top of my lungs at 2:30am. But at least the wall has been properly disinfected.

@zkat My condolences. I've witnessed the thing you describe, but I don't think I ever experienced the consequences to which you allude. o.o