I think I might have misunderstood the exercise, but I love the idea so I wrote something based on the magical girl taxidermist thing and the office. There is no hitler or vatican. I want it even stupider!! I'm open to stupid suggestions.

Princess Shining Knight, whos name was Rei, and her army of re-animated beast creatures approached the flaming silhouette of an AT&T building. The city around it smouldered, ash covered ruins settling on the surrounding car parks and corpses.

She wore a shining, strawberry pink suit of armour with glass wings and a winged headpiece. At her side was a heart-shaped staff that all the creatures eyed with scorn and fear. It was cute stupid looking, but it was deadly and powerful. It was the source of Princess Rei's power, and their nightmare existence.

All the creatures were inhabited by the spirits of enemies she had slain with her surprisingly deadly magical heart-shaped staff. They had to loyally serve Rei until her death, or be banished to non-existence. Some creatures had already offed themselves to escape her insufferable cheerful attitude, but most preferred existing.

Princess Rei was rather reckless, so the whole beast army secretly hoped she would make a mistake sooner or later. She was always smiling and befriending people she met in the wasteland, she always left people confused by how clean and happy she was.

She battled every sorcerer and beast she came across, and used her magic to put the bodies of the slain monsters together again - bringing them back to life by singing a prayer-like pop song over their reassembled corpses. Villagers always ran in terror, even after she saved them- especially now that her undead army of reanimated beasts was growing so large.

Her army of beasts all conpired at night, while Princess Shining Knight slept in her pink sleeping bag. They gathered around a fire, talking as best they could, planning ways to off Rei - so far they had not succeeded. They couldn't do this while she was awake, you see, the magic prevented them from doing anything besides helping her.

One spirit, a former sorceress Evelyn, trapped in the body of a mangled monkey-bat, had started giving her advice lately. Advice which sounded kind but in fact was all part of a plot to kill off the strawberry armouered princess.

That is why they were hear, at the burned out shell of a former AT&T building. The sorceress had somehow managed to get word to her old partner, the Vampire Prince Wolaf. He hid in wait, hiding behind a dilapidated billboard.