itszednotzeeThe pawns have revolted and formed an anarchist commune. What should I do in this position? (I'm white)
Crow of MinervaGoogle Paris in 1789
UprisingVoltageHoly Révolution!
Literal accent aigu
Concede
Import white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.
Now the new ~~slaves~~ pawns are also revolting, what now?
WabiSabiPapioffer some pawns a position of priveledge in return for enforcing your hegemony by inflicting violence on other pawns.
You mean, offer them a promotion?
promoted to cop.
ZILtoid1991Just hire some "counter-intelligence" chess-pieces to destroy their movement from the inside!
I hired some guy but he seems to be organising the revolution into a unified communist state and industrialising instead?
Holy Marxism!
Actual tankies
Ignore their reasonable critiques of your recent royal decisions and instead insist that you aren't backing down, even if the pawns are setting the chess board on fire and leaving the game. Start praising other kings to make yourself look good b by association.
I accused them of blackmail, called them 'noise' and 'landed gentry' and most of them came back. Thanks for the suggestion!
Hi Spez, my advice is to hold off for a while on that IPO.
Ok, but I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money.
izzentSaved your comment, pure gold.
Zeeroothgoogle horde chess
Holy shit that's actually a thing. Wait no uhh I mean uhh Holy chess variant
Actual zombie horde.
It's so difficult
Defederate from those lunatics.
Google no pasaran
Idk anything about chess strategy but I don’t see why saying your race is relevant to this
"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.
I totally agree even though I'm white myself
i love being white
EhllayTeleport behind them
If you’re in the US, call the police.
I genuinely wonder if it's winnable for white.
lrabbtI'm pretty sure the only victory condition in chess is to have the opponent's king checked, so I don't think white can win, unless black surrenders
eatham 🇦🇺If they have no king , you must kill all their pieces
kunaShow them the violence inherent in the system.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
(have we replaced r/unexpectedmontypython yet?)
How does en passant work here?
Google Dunsany's chess
TheSpermWhalegoogle 'Stolypin's necktie'
jeansburgerThat means nothing to me
holy hell
-Promote bishop to king
-Send him to pawns
-Say that everything is his fault
Pay some pawns money or other incentives to stay in place and not move forward. Then you can easily take care of the smaller portion of pawns that do get ahead. Plus you also sow discord among the pawns and divide them between sellouts and otherwise
Tell them the pawns on row 8 are the cause of all their problems.
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