Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences
@patrickworld TBH, I boosted for Bert.

@patrickworld I’m actually just on Masto right now. Left fb years ago and left twitter this last January. Not really on reddit since the blackout either.

Kinda crazy how much time it’s saved me lol.

@dreamwinder Yeah the timesaving is astounding

@patrickworld

I remember this sketch from when I was a kid, and in this great picture I’m loving that all the bottle caps are clearly hand-painted

@patrickworld Tangentially: I love that someone in their props department must have had to make those bottlecaps and mount them to a board. That's so great.
@patrickworld The one with the star on it will get you shot in Fallout New Vegas
@Haste Wait, what?

@patrickworld haha, it’s a joke about the fallout series. There’s a whole quest line about people geeking each other over collectible bottle caps with stars on them.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Sunset_Sarsaparilla_star_bottle_cap

Sunset Sarsaparilla star bottle cap

Sunset Sarsaparilla star bottle caps are uncommon miscellaneous items in Fallout: New Vegas. A Sunset Sarsaparilla bottle cap with a luminous blue star on the bottom, bottles of Sunset Sarsaparilla were randomly capped with these as part of a promotion before the Great War, where participants needed to redeem 50 of them at the Sunset Sarsaparilla company's headquarters in Las Vegas to receive a prize. This prize has attained a legendary status following the War, becoming a highly sought after tr

Fallout Wiki
@patrickworld What's the report on Mastodon?
@Cassandra I like it!

@patrickworld

You as Bert [pointing]: "I like it!" [35 times].

Edit: tone indication: affectionate / amused.

@patrickworld I always loved Bert's bottle cap collection and wanted to start my own after this aired. The only thing I could find were the same Molson caps and I gave up after a few weeks.
@patrickworld The list is dwindling... I deactivated my Twitter and Reddit accounts, and I want nothing more than to purge TikTok from my life😭
@patrickworld dood look at the detail on the bottlecaps
@patrickworld more like me explaining all of the different mastodon fediverse blah thingies I'm on.
@patrickworld Ernie: join the fediverse! just choose an instance first heres all the ones I am on!
@patrickworld Why I settled on just this joint. I love it here, AND nobody owns me!

@patrickworld
@jennnixon
@jenn

Me: HERE IS MY SOCIAL MEDI-

Wait, nevermind.

@patrickworld [kermit the frog voice] fediverse

@patrickworld

I like the concept of being an inactivist!

@RonahsArk I’m lazy so you can’t ever blame me: I didn’t do anything πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

@patrickworld

SAME.

I let me scripts do all the work anyway, I am just masturbating constantly with my hitachi magic wand anyway, oooops lol!

celebrate pride the traditional way - throw a brick at a cop
@patrickworld
If you see me hinting at doing this, slap me until I pee.

@patrickworld

Me, saving this picture as a future profile picture, as I feel SEEN.

@patrickworld

Bert getting Ernie to choose a Mastodon server.

@patrickworld I’d have a dead-to-me side, but I like organization. 😻
@patrickworld The second one (to the right) in the second row (from the top) is clearly TikTok, but I don’t recognize any of the others. Help me out, Bert!
@patrickworld I always loved Bert's bottle-cap collection when I was a kid.
@darthstar I still love it now! πŸ₯Ή