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That staircase is a bit unusual and so for that reason I'm not buying the 29 million pound house

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So so so so so so Tory
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No one is talking about what the WiFi signal is like when you're sat on the bog or other important things

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There's water* outside my house, does that make me blessed?

*a drain in the street that overflows when it rains heavily