We're seeing a large influx of new users, so here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.

2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.

@lowqualityfacts

I'm generally anti-cannibalism, except for eating the rich. ("It's what's for dinner.") Always eat the rich. Slow cooked on a spit over the burning embers of capitalism.

@Mikal @lowqualityfacts please note that you still have to get a vet to check the corpses and certify they're safe to eat - just like with livestock...

#Spoiler: most billionaires will be rejected due to having excessive envoirmental poisons accumulated amidst their absurdly wasteful lifestyle...