I was feeling sad so I decided to queer my #rstats startup message, and now I don't feel so sad
@djnavarro There, I solved it. I have two small small bash scripts that change all my rstudio settings to daily or teaching mode, so modified them to either create or remove a ~/.config/taeching file and then have my .Rprofile modify the startup message only if the file doesn't exist.
I also added a few different flags and it prints a random one. Yey!