#DIDYOUKNOW If a publication runs a big headline reporting someone entered a not guilty plea at their first court appearance, as if that’s news, you are legally permitted to punch the managing editor in the crotch three (3) times
@Popehat I heard that he “strongly” pled not guilty, and per the Constitution, if you do it strongly enough, they have to dismiss the charges.
@tiamat271 @Popehat It's like a triple-dog dare.