I bought this scale to weigh my cat, since it does tenths of a pound. #CatsOfMastodon #catsofwestphilly #storytime
Last night I was awoken by the sound of something moving - the scale as it turns out, which had been in the living room is now in the back hallway to my bedroom
and Scout my cat is sitting next to it, at attention…
and I think "I guess she could move this, but it seems unlikely, and also why would she" but I was zonked so I just shrugged and went back to bed
Well, I forgot all about this, but just a little bit ago I was walking through the back hallway, which is dark unless you come *from* the bedroom and trip the motion sensor.

So I trip over the fucking scale, into the path of the motion sensor, which triggers the hallway lamp.

Underneath is a huge water bug... HUGE.

I grab some toilet paper, and flush it - it was still alive it turns out, but not stronger than the flush

So anyway… I think scout did move that scale about 20'

Trying to get that bug.