Last night I was awoken by the sound of something moving - the scale as it turns out, which had been in the living room is now in the back hallway to my bedroom
and Scout my cat is sitting next to it, at attention…

and I think "I guess she could move this, but it seems unlikely, and also why would she" but I was zonked so I just shrugged and went back to bed

Well, I forgot all about this, but just a little bit ago I was walking through the back hallway, which is dark unless you come *from* the bedroom and trip the motion sensor.

I grab some toilet paper, and flush it - it was still alive it turns out, but not stronger than the flush