vis4valentineYou have a chance to speak at a wedding reception. Ruin the entire wedding in just 5 words.
LlamaSutraThe bride gives good head.
稲荷大神の狐The groom's head is better. (￢‿￢ )
Knows what he likes ;)
thessnake03They share the same grandmother
ThekingoflordaDidn't know family could marry!
WanderWill you marry me, {bridesname}?
dogi'll miss banging you two
The drinks are NOT free!
{groomsname}, I'm pregnant; it's yours!
Turns out you are siblings
He proposed to me first.
You still banned from playgrounds?
UpperBroccoliNice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice! fingerguns
You don't need childporn anymore!
SanguineParJesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy
anonymousWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
ShySparkwait you two are siblings?
Dr. WeskerIt was nice knowing you.
"The crabs cleared up then?"
The meteor strikes in 5
TheGayDude
Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)
LittleKerrYelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
Explorer_EntityI slept with your wife/husband.
From the show “You’re the worst” and directed at the bride, something along the lines of: “we have not yet slept together for the last time”
fomo_eroticYou are not the father!
is this the "crazy" one?
This one is great lol
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)