Hiring a software engineer in their late 40s:
Pros:
* Understands your stack better than you do after glancing through the repo for five minutes.
* Will rewrite said stack 2x as fast, and half as buggy if you let them.
Cons:
* Gives zero fucks.
* Knows we're not *really* like family here.
* No, seriously, absolutely zero fucks given.
Do not cite the deep magic to me, product manager, I was there when it was written.
@sleepyfox @saramg with regards to that item:
Pros: deletes half of the stack, reducing maintenance costs and making it easier to use . They would delete 90% of it, but know it’s not worth the fight.
Cons: tends to rant on about how they would have done it in ancient languages like Perl/php ;)
@stonebear @jannem @phredmoyer @sleepyfox @saramg
WATFOR? I ask myself what for? every time I have to use it!
@moopet @jannem
THERE CAN BE ONLY FIELDATA.
https://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/nssdc/formats/UnisysFieldata.htm
@phredmoyer @sleepyfox @saramg I’m in my twenties, and there isn’t a single system I’ve seen that I couldn’t have written better in Perl.
I would also have deleted 50% of the stack, but no one will let me. So I guess I have to wait until I’m forty.
Pros of staying around that long: I’ll be the one supposed to put up a fight when someone tries to delete 90% of the stack, and I just… 🤔 won’t. 😈
I am 47. Perl is ancient. Last time I had to maintain something written in Perl was about 20 years ago.
Who are all these poor bastards who were using FORTRAN in the early 90s?
I got to college in 1989 and was promptly taught LISP in the classroom and perl by my friends. JavaScript came along in the early-mid 90s with Netscape and I learned to use it because my alma mater - through whom I was getting my Internet access and personal web presence - wisely didn't allow users to serve arbitrary CGIs, so I had to do all the web automation I wanted client side. The controversy about it was that it was named to horn in on Java's glory, despite having nothing to do with it, and precipitating a full decade plus of confusion in HR departments and placement agencies.
Also C and C++. I knew a guy who did COBOL and made out like a bandit leading up to Y2K.
@phredmoyer @sleepyfox @saramg
php? I don't like that modern crap. And I'm only in my early 40s
@phredmoyer @sleepyfox @saramg "Why didn't you come to the meeting?"
Because I was too busy rewriting this crap.
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