Paul Neilan@robertnorlyn @LeeFromVT @QasimRashid "I passed the bar exam with the highest score they'd ever seen. I even remember what I wrote for my bar exam essay: man, woman, person, camera, tv. The bar examiners were amazed. They told me that they'd never read such a brilliant essay as mine. It was perfect, just like my phone calls."
Mike Jš¹š š¤š»@pgn2655 @robertnorlyn @LeeFromVT @QasimRashid The exam proctor, big guy strong guy, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, you've done us the greatest honor by passing this test the lieberals force on decent Americans."