tolvanI reeeaaallly need to go, but I don't wanna 
Hrrnng, still need to go…
*starts eyeing every item in arms reach* *contemplates whether their bladder content would fit into any of them*
Dangit, only cardboard packages and other definitely not liquid proof containers 
But I need to go, and I really shouldn't have to get up for that imho 
I wish out-of-sight-out-of-mind would make stuff actually disappear, I could just sit on the back rest of the couch, pee behind it, and it would just be gone 
Or I could just do it anyway 
but I don't think my landlord would be fine with the floor getting stained 
So, soon it'll be either a mad dash for the toilet, or I'll wet myself as soon as I get up because of the movement