BILLY JOEL: I'm sorry what
ME: the piano-man...which half was piano and which half was man?
BILLY JOEL: no, no, he was just a regular man who played piano
ME:
BILLY JOEL:
ME: william that can't be right
@LadyDragonfly was he at least bitten by a radioactive piano? What were his super powers?

@prettyhuman @LadyDragonfly

piano man, piano man
does whatever a piano can
spins a tune, any size
squashes Sheen just like flies