Sammich - Beehaw

It's a travesty is what it is
A travesty sandwich, you say?
A sandwich for Pac-Men, obviously.
if you define sandwich as "food, where there is some filling between two thin slices of bread", than it is not a sandwich. This is more of a burger, than sandwich.
This reminds me that someone needs to create a ThanksIHateIt on lemmy
Not sure, but could one legally advertise or sell it as a sandwich?
Imagine being taken to court over a sandwich.
Can't hold it in one hand while playing cards with the other, ergo not a sandwich.
Sure it's a sandwich but I don't like sandwiches too tall to fit in my mouth.