My husband is from a small town in Michigan called Lake Orion which is actually quite charming, but equally as ridiculous because the entire population has somehow collectively decided to mispronounce Orion as “oar-ee-un” to the point where they’ve doubled down by making souvenir t-shirts in a desperate attempt to teach the rest of the world how to mispronounce Orion…

so you better bet I bought one of those t-shirts just to document the madness.