How many flushes would it take to get rid of all these documents?

#TrumpIndicted
#InTheRoomWhereItHappened

@spocko

What I've never understood about the flushing thing is that everyone pretended along with him that a dozen flushes would get something "down". Most of the time, when stuff doesn't go down, an extra flush doesn't help, it just backs up the toilet and the bowl overflows.

The only thing I can think of is he was trying to get his shit off the side of the bowl because he was too afraid to pick up a toilet brush.

@darrelplant my thinking is that some of them floatedand the floating is what required multiple flushes.

I'm attaching a funny video clip that #SethMeyers made about Trump Flushing documents.
#trumpflushing #trump #indicted #toilet
#CloserLook

@spocko

Thing is, he was on the low-flow toilet beat (and it wasn't just toilets, he derided low-flow showers, too) back in 2019. I haven't tried flushing entire documents, but pieces of paper that are floating would be more likely to flush than waterlogged pieces.

Given the amount of meat in his diet, I suspect there was very little floating.

@darrelplant
I don't want to think of the smell!

@spocko

No escaping it. It follows him wherever he goes.