How many flushes would it take to get rid of all these documents?

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#InTheRoomWhereItHappened

@spocko if you have a dozen monkeys flushing a dozen toilet every two minutes and you have thirty boxes of documents with one hundred sensitive pages each, you could probably flush them all in about ten hours with smoke breaks for the monkeys. But if there are ten times as many pages that would probably take ten days unless you doubled the number of toilets and had twice as many monkeys working in shifts. Though you’d probably be better off with a flamethrower.

@clmerle Thank you for doing the math! That earns a follow from me.

You're being generous with the monkey smoke breaks. Trump would make the monkeys work while smoking, like Mr. Burns did in the #Simpsons episode "Last Exit to Springfield" written by @JayKogen & Wallace Wolodarsky.
https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8
BTW, i tweeted to Jay praising that episode. He responded
"Honestly don't remember who wrote what. And @AlJean and @MikeReissWriter and a bunch of other people wrote on the show too."

it was the best of times it was the blurst of times

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