an interesting bean Jan 12, 2023

One thing I think should be real from White Noise (2022) is that we should pass a law requiring college professors to only buy groceries in plain white packaging that only says what they are.

In exchange, let’s not do the airborne toxic event within like 2 miles of my house

Show threadan interesting bean Jan 12, 2023
Who am I kidding though, if an airborne toxic event happens, it’ll totally be right here. White Noise was basically written about exactly where I live. Probably like a week after the EPA declares mission accomplished on our superfund site if I had to guess
Show threadan interesting bean Feb 12, 2023
Why did I say this?
Show threadan interesting bean Jun 9, 2023
I thought the time I shitposted about getting airborne toxic evented just before the EP derailment was back on my Jorts account.
Show threadan interesting bean 
They repaved a section of highway to shoot white noise here, and somehow it went to shit way faster than the section that didn’t get repaved. Somehow this is Adam Driver’s fault
Jun 9, 2023 at 3:24pmWeb