My favorite intention-warping meme of late is "this is a technically compliant US flag according to the US flag code"
@neko I will accept that there is a diagram describing the precise layout of the flag, and assert that, under a "founding fathers" approach to US regulations, they don't matter.
If conservatives can ignore every bit of social progress made in the country to suit their own ends, why can't we ignore every bit of design progress made in the US flag, and declare that the US flag is whatever we want it to be, with a specific focus on malicious compliance?