Pat Robertson being dragged to hell and the orange fuckface indicted ON THE SAME DAY?

WOW.

What a great day.

@JenWojcik We’re having fancy cocktails here.

@wackyIdeas

Immabout to put some whiskey in my tea. :)

@JenWojcik Caffè coretto is a shot of espresso and a splash of some spirit. I think if you ordered a te coretto, I’m pretty sure any Italian bar worker would know exactly what to serve you.
@JenWojcik It would be even better if there was a meme. 😸