Christina Mother of Spiders
Just as the siren's song lures sailors to their doom on the rocks, the ding of the microwave calls the unwitting to destroy the roof of their mouth on the molten cheese of the Hot Pocket.
Jun 8, 2023 at 6:41amWeb
Show threadChaseJun 8, 2023

@Aikiwomannc

"Pain is temporary, glory is forever…", he whispers to himself, going in for the first bite.

Show threadProfessor Emeritus Blake Y RatJun 8, 2023
@Aikiwomannc My favorite thing about Hot Pockets is the heating instructions on the package specifically say to put it on a paper plate before microwaving-- they just assume (probably correctly) that if you're eating a lot of Hot Pockets, you probably don't own any ceramic plates.
Show threadGood-Luck BearJun 8, 2023
@cordova5029 @[email protected] love this, thank you for making my timeline great
Show threadStarkRGJun 9, 2023
@Aikiwomannc Resting is not just for the potato.